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Pacman and Aling Dionisia : JOKE TIME

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Post by vinz_3rdz Wed 13 Apr - 18:59

Pacman: Sabi ng titser ko, bakit daw ang eggplant walang egg?
Aling Dionisia: Sabihon mo sa titser mo, na pag me egg yun, turta
na yan, TURTA!


Reporter: Ngayong nanalo ka Manny, anong pasalubong mo kay
Jinkee?
Manny: Ibon syempre. Mahilig sya dun e.
Reporter: Ibon? Anong klaseng ibon?
Manny: Yung mga lipstek, pangmik up ba? Basta mga Ibon products!
Yo know...


Dona Dyuning: Doc gusto ko magpalagay ng breast.
Doctor (gulat) magpapasexy ka na?
Dionesia: Breast sa ngipen ba. Para umayos yun ngepen ko! Deba
uso yon?


Aling Dionisia: Inday, akina nga yung seeds ko.
Inday: Bakit po magtatanim po ba kayo?
Aling Dionisia: Anung magtatanim sinasabi mo? Nasisilaw ang mata
ko kaya kailangan ko yung seeds


Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di
lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko.
Manny: Oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun.
Aling Dionisia: Hindi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh.
Manny: Talaga 'nay? Anu?
Aling Dionisia: DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny- jinky)


Pacquiao: Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.
Jinky : Lambing mo talaga. mwah !! Nasaan ang sweets honey?
Pacquiao: Yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita... ang dilim!!


Si Manny Pacquiao tumakbo sa pagka-Congressman sa GenSan...
Reporter: Manny, anong masasabi mo sa peace and order sa inyong
lugar sa Gen San?
Manny: Ah, yun ba? uhmm...eh... ang masasabi ku lang diyan ay....
Reporter: Ano..?
Manny: Ahh, kwan,...maraming fish sa GenSan pero wala masyado
umo-order


Sa Las Vegas
Waiter: May I take your order, Madam?
Aling Dionisia: Soup
Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!


Chavit: Manny, paki - acknowledge naman si 1st Gentleman, late
dumating..ayun kadadaan lang sa tabi ng ringside.
Manny: I would like to acknowledge the ARRIVAL OF THE LATE 1st
GENTLEMAN WHO JUST PASSED AWAY!!



pa hit nalang " + " kung like nyo


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Post by ann_intong101 Fri 15 Apr - 6:28

:ahh: :

:bulong: :
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Post by vinz_3rdz Fri 15 Apr - 13:39

hehehehehe wawa naman ang pamilya ni ^PACMAN^


credits to original author.

dont forget to hit " + " and " THANKS " bottum


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Post by nerol09 Fri 15 Apr - 14:59

nice2
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